😂 10 Times Javier Almost Didn’t Survive Eva’s Crazy Challenges
Javier deserves an award for surviving marriage — and Eva’s TikTok challenges. Here are 10 moments when we thought he might not make it:
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Slap Challenge Gone Wrong – She said “light tap,” but we saw stars.
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Surprise Yoga Pose – Javier’s hamstrings haven’t recovered.
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Smash-the-Plate Dinner – For the record, it was plastic. But still.
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Sneezing Powder Prank – He sneezed 42 times. We counted.
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Angry Wife ASMR – Whisper-yelling never felt so real.
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Fake Breakup Skit – Javier looked genuinely terrified.
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The Pillow Fight of Doom – That last swing had weight.
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Married Hide & Seek – Eva hid in the trunk for 2 hours. Javier called 911.
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Truth or Slap – Spoiler: She never picked “truth.”
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The “Surprise Haircut” Prank – We’re still waiting for it to grow back.
No husbands were (seriously) harmed in the making of this marriage. Probably.
